Come into my tent

I don't know that much about the future but there must be a way to make ice cream melt slower during summer. I am sick and tired of bees flirting with me.

I don’t want to start the year sounding like one of those cuckoo carnival savants, but come into my tent and let me read your future.

*opens the tent and invites you in*

Welcome to my tent; it’s your standard tent but on wheels. I think the cool kids call it a wagon! This is my very regular table with no strings or anything; you can check, but not too mu…