The Static | 24th April 2024

How to keep the heart going on

When I started writing this edition, I never intended for it to be focused on a single topic, but that is what ended up happening. Today, we are exploring all things Titanic. If you want to support and help me a little, please consider subscribing for just $5 a month. You get a load of extra content, and it helps me create this sort of content, which I adore. Now, on with the Titanic edition of The Static.

‘In My Dreams, the Words I Love You’ is a poem by Hanif Aburraqib about the Titanic but also so much more than the Titanic because it is Hanif, and he puts a great deal into his messages where they branch into multiple topics. If you want to hear him read it, you can do so by clicking here, and it will hopefully take you to the current time-stamp, but if it doesn’t, forward to 1:19, and you’ll be golden. Warning: this poem is crazy good.

Ten facts about Titanic that I didn’t know. After hearing Hanif talk about Titanic rabbit holes, I found myself falling down one. There is also this article here, just a gallery of pictures of the Titanic before and after the sinking. It is all very fascinating, and I am trying not to fall back into the hole, but boy, am I tempted to start googling.

Behind the scenes from the Titanic movie, which includes bloopers and discussions, is an enjoyable watch. If you are a total nerd like me and want to watch the forty-five-minute National Geographic documentary with James Cameron (the director), you can do so by clicking here.

The 1953 movie titled 'Titanic' is a decent watch. I love old films and their charm and it isn’t as good as the ones we all know and loves but it is wonderful in its own way. The 1912 German Titanic movie titled 'In Nacht und Eis' is silent and watching films from this era is always fascinating.

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The Truth About Guilty Pleasures | April 21st 2024

Aren’t they just pleasures?

Freaks. Weirdos. Hello.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. I think anything you love should be shouted from the rooftops. I see the cliche in movies and TV of the man liking Annie as if it's sacrilege. It is the oddest thing how things get assigned a gender they appeal to. We have taken steps to escape such madness, but I still see glimpses. I tutor boys who tell me that they can't like pink or enjoy animal crossing. It has to be blue, and it has to be Fortnite.

A part of me assumed this was a part of growing up—an obstacle that must be overcome in due time, and the wave just had to be ridden. Not everything can be taught because some things you just have to sweat out or work through. I am struck with awe at how things are still viewed with such a definition. It's odd how the world moves forward, but some things remain stagnant. I also understand this is a huge discussion, and there are factors I haven’t dragged into the ring, but it runs down the same vein of misplaced guilt.

Why should there be an assumed guilt with the things we love? Why can't we just love them and love loving them? A quick Google search gives examples of guilty pleasures, such as binge-watching reality shows or watching sappy romantic films. I see nothing but escape from our world's madness into another's madness. The over-the-top cheese market romance movies are highly predictable, and that’s okay because sometimes we need to know how things will work out. They also had scrolling on social media and liking model trains on the list, stating these as sources of embarrassment, but if we can have different musical tastes and food preferences, then why can’t our overall enjoyment of things be seen with the same level of acceptance?

I don’t feel embarrassed. I don’t know if it’s my brain chemistry or autism, but I have never felt embarrassed by my errors or mishaps. I am human, and I will have them. I especially don’t feel the need to bring shame into what I love. Embarrassment is a violence people push upon themselves, and I understand that you face-planted in front of all those people, but I bet you went down with such little grace that you invented a new style. Embarrassment encourages suffering, but why should you suffer for your mistakes? They are mistakes, and they happen; the best thing we can do is grow from them.

If you want to say Green Lantern is your favourite movie of all time, do it. If you were one of the people who loved having U2 forced onto your iPhone, then good for you. Today, I want to leave it short and sweet and ask you to tell me one of the things you keep to yourself. Tell me a song you love secretly, or share something you have been convinced you should be ashamed of. Some things we want to keep to ourselves, but shame isn’t a good reason to hold anything back. If you want to sing the theme song to Arthur and drive around town, pick me up in ten. Tell me something, but be prepared for me to fall in love with it, too.

This has no connection to the newsletter but I don’t think I’ve shared this song in a few months so incase you forgot about it, here it is again.

What about worry? | April 17th 2024

Meet the lasagne lady and learn about murder

Hey everybody. As I mentioned, if you want to be involved in this but don’t want your name on the interview, that is also okay. This is somebody I have had a few conversations with, and they provided some really fun insights and glances into their life living with anxiety. As always, hit subscribe if you want to support me a little more. Let’s get into this.

Who are you, and what is it you do?

I would like to remain anonymous during this interview, but I can tell you that I am female, and I love lasagne.

Who doesn’t?

Happy people?

Hold up. Would you associate lasagne a sad food?

There is something sad about it. It is to depression what ice cream is to heartbreak.

I can strangely understand what you mean. I will move on from this abruptly, or we’ll talk about sad foods for too long.

Great call.

So, onto the questions about worry: how does anxiety affect you?

I do this odd thing where I hold my breath. It’s like I am trying to drown myself on land. I call myself a loner like it’s cool, but realistically, I am just scared to introduce myself to anybody. I have friends, but I spend more time believing I am a burden than actually being good for them. I think ‘good for them’ is the wrong phrasing, and I just mean that I don’t think I am fun to be around. Even now, I am worrying that I am not answering the question correctly.

I think you answered the question just fine, but there are no strict guidelines here. Go off on side tangents, talk about steam trains; it is all welcome.

Thank you. I don’t know much about steam trains, though.

Now, that is a shame. Honestly, you sound great to be around, but can anything help you not feel this way?

My friends are understanding, and in an odd way, that’s frustrating and makes me feel I don’t deserve them more, and I feel like I am constantly the odd one out. I have imposter syndrome in everything I do.

It sounds like a pressure you’re putting on yourself that you don’t feel you can control, stopping you from enjoying anything. Is that correct?

That is it. Alone, I am great, and I draw lots of pictures and by text I can converse really well, but in person, I am the quiet kid in the corner with a lot to say.

Do you think it is also environment-based? I am much more conversational at home or in quiet places, but I am in shutdown mode if it is loud or too busy.

Now you say it, yes. My only complaint with my friends is that they always want to do something in places I don’t really want to be. It is loud or busy. Smaller groups in quieter places sounds blissful.

Imagine we are in a library, and we got a good PB&J; what book would you be reading?

A murder mystery because that seems to be all I have read for the last few years.

Is that one of the things you’d say, ‘stops the panic’?

As I am anonymous for this interview, I will tell you a secret. I write out little murder mysteries one person plays and act them out in my living room. I think the reading is the inspiration.

You saying ‘I am not fun to be around’ has officially aged terribly.

I don’t think it is egotistical to say that I believe I am fun I just feel compressed around people. This standard of normality in society hovers over me. The biggest realisation or epiphany that I have had is that I have to be myself and find a way to stop caring about what other people think. A lot of who I am and how I act is a reflection of the self-love I lack, but your newsletter (small plug) has been one of those places teaching me that I am good enough and I should be loved for me.

You are now answering questions I haven’t even asked yet, which is fantastic.

I want your job.

I believe it’s yours. Are there any other things that stop the panic, and do you have any advice for anybody going through anxiety?

As I said earlier, drawing and the usual walking, and breathing exercises. I think we just need to be ourselves and not be ashamed of our needs. I am already reflecting on needing to be in quieter spaces, and I have never put that first, which is silly now that I think of it. Speaking anonymously, I am unsure if my friends are my real friends or just people I cling onto for comfort or to try and make myself less lonely. That isn’t to say they aren’t good people, they really are, but I don’t know if we have the connection I long for. I guess another thing I would say is to be honest, even if the truth sucks.

I have autism, and I totally understand that. Please write me into one of your plays if I am ever where you are.

If you are ever in town, swing by, and I will happily murder you.

I would be honoured. Also, saying hard truths out loud is a skill within itself. Maybe you haven’t found your people, and I think we can use people as shields for our loneliness, but admitting that is a difficult thing, and I applaud you for that. Thank you for such honesty, and I am confident you will find people who feel more like home.

Thank you for having me. I had a lot of fun.

As did I. I will see you soon in the lasagne shop.

I am there every Friday.

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Do you have any opinions on lasagne or other sad foods? Do you have something to say about this interview? Sound off in the comments.

Why you should be writing

Even if you’re not a writer

I don’t fight to write anything. I read people often talking about how painstaking it was to get the piece out of themselves, but this process has never worked for me. I am sure the words will spill out if I pull the rope hard enough, but I have no interest in playing tug-of-war with my craft. Sometimes, the words don’t come, and I don’t wrestle or try to coax them out because the art of leaving is that everything meets its exit at its destined time. Process is personal, and the hardest part about teaching writing is that not all processes work, and not all exercises produce successful results. Some people work in ways that don’t work for others, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be explored. I avoid using the word poetry here because this is not about poetry. When I talk about departure, I am talking about what our bodies want to tell us to run on their schedule. Not all of you are writers, but you should be writing. I am not saying that you must be a poet or get started on your novel; I am saying that writing is a great tool for communicating with ourselves. Journalling, note-taking, and trying to channel our feelings into containers allow us to understand who we are at a specific moment.

When I say containers, I am speaking about poetic forms, but I am also talking about physical space. Before you continue reading this, draw a random shape on a piece of paper. Got your shape? Now, I want you to fill that shape with the answer to the question, ‘How are you feeling?’ You are now forced to think about your answer more in-depth because you know there are limitations. It would be best if you didn’t have to remove the answer from you surgically; what spills is the truth that is ready to leave the nest. Now, if you are a writer, we will imagine you aren’t for this next part. We aren’t going to focus on our quality but put emphasis on escape plans. Regarding containers that are poetic forms, haiku is a great tool. However, even though it is a poetic form, that doesn’t mean that what we use it for has to be poetry. It can be no more than a space to hold your feelings. For instance:

I am really tired.

The week has been difficult.

I need chocolate.

Nothing too deep or special; it's just a few honest truths in a contained form that forces thought and focus. The burden of being a poet is that we want to make everything poetic and have depth, but that isn’t always required. Sometimes, we have to take off our cloaks and be human above all things. I like to imagine Michael Jordan playing basketball with his friends and getting whooped because the pressure is off, and basketball in the neighborhood is different from basketball in the stadium. I like to think that Gordan Ramsey sometimes burns his toast. People tuck their lack of perfection behind locked doors, and letting them be on display, even if only we see it, is scary. I know that was a strange set of analogies, but I am saying that just because you can write well doesn’t always mean you have to and no matter what you’re good at, it doesn’t mean you always are.

Sometimes, we have to take off our cloaks and be human above all things.

I love writing beyond the profession of poet. I have notes scattered across the landscape of my living that are nothing more than an emotion I was feeling or an outline of a poem that states something like, ‘I got angry today at waking up angry for no reason at all!’ Having these thoughts outside our heads and giving them life in the physical world allows us to handle them and feel relief. Just seeing your emotions on paper can be the new perspective you’ve needed. Maybe it isn’t a negative emotion either, and it could be a problem you are struggling to solve or an idea you can’t quite grab hold of. The hardest skill to master is letting go. Allowing what we feel free to roam outside of our bodies. We must form a connection with ourselves and trust that whatever we are presented with, we will treat it with fragility. Writing can be a form of self-therapy. A trust fall exercise of self. It can be a scary leap, but forming an open conversation often leads to healing. As a final exercise in the interest of expression and opening yourself up draw a little outline of you. In the head portion, write an anxiety or a fear (or two) that you have. In the body, a longing or a lessening. On each leg, write a place you would like to go. What places call to you? Where do you think you’d find a calming? On each arm write two things you would like help with or think of something that would be easier with help. Nobody will see this but you unless you decide to show them so be honest and allow your truth to fall onto the page.

Knowing your anxieties means you know what there is to overcome. They are still obstacles but they are obstacles we can see and plan towards getting over. The longings and lessenings within the body are typically going to aid the head. The legs remind us that there are still places to see, that there is still business to be done and still something calling out our name. The arms are an admittance that we carry too much alone and we need to practice the art of reaching out. Underneath this image write a 3x3 poem to encourage yourself. It doesn’t have to be poetic, it just needs to be three lines with three lines per word. Here is mine:

This won’t be everybody’s cup of tea, but I am digging the heck out of this album right now. It also serves as writing music. I left an extra song under the album for those wanting something else. Sound off in the comments about this newsletter, and tell me what you thought of the music.